Woo! Iron Heroes tonight!
I'm actually pretty pumped to run this game, which is more than I can say for the last one. Not that I didn't like In Times of War, but...well, let's make an analogy. Say you have yourself a bowl of chili. And I'm not talking about your weaksauce from-a-can chili. I'm talking about the kind of stuff brewed from the blood of Chuck Norris and seasoned with the tears of God. The stuff that eats through metal. You know...the good stuff!
When you ingest this meal, it's like an (figurative) orgasm in your mouth. It burns so good! But later, after you sit down and let your intestinal tract fight the good fight, you will pay for your actions with nothing less than anguish. All you can do is hold onto something and hope it passes quickly.
That's what that game was like. It started off good, but quickly became painful.
I think I'm done. O.o
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3 comments:
great use of some poetic words, but damn, thats harsh.
ha ha, best analogy ever!!
Your descriptions are always so fantastic! Horifying, but fantastic!
Well written article.
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