Cursed blog?

I meant to post this yesterday, but it slipped my mind. Anyway, I totally want to work for Netflix now. At my current job, I can typically hit quota within three or four hours (depending on how hosed my articles are), and I would love to bounce as soon as I was done!

Speaking of jobs, I have an interview today, which I'm nervous about. I have never done well with interviews. I mean, I don't freak out or anything do anything drastic, but I always come across as...dull. I'm not an "energetic" person. I'm not brimming with curiosity; typically, what few questions I do have are answered during the course of the interview. So, when the interview is wrapping up and they ask "Any questions?", I typically shake my head complacently and say "Nope, sounds good." I always imagine I see a flicker of dissapointment in their eyes.

A little thing that bugged the shit out of me while writing this: the rising cost of soda. While typing this out, I went down to the vending machines to purchase a small bottle of carbonated refreshment, only to find that the price had jumped 25% overnight. I've been trying to think of reasons why the price jumped so drastically, and I'm coming up blank. Was there a civil war in some middle-eastern country that is causing a shortage of high fructose corn syrup?

Again, as I was writing this, I got kicked over to Volkswagen again. This blog post is cursed. I'm posting it before anything else can go wrong. Peace.