Riabetics?

So, I'm sick. Again.

I've pretty much been sick every-other week this entire winter. It's just been oodles of fun. I just love not getting paid to feel like crap all day! And then, just to top it off, I get to miss my wushu class! Huzzah!

Grrr. I'm not bitter! GRRRRR!!!

Anyway, my lovely and talented girlfriend* wrote me and suggested a bunch of blog topics; most of these were pointed questions about the people she works with and their penchant for imbibing alcoholic beverages, specifically those made from tar (yes, tar. The stuff you pave roads with).

*Shameless attempt to score points with a woman whose beauty is surpassed only by her charm. Love ya, babe!

However, there was one question that caught my interest:
“how Murphy’s law can be blamed for embarrassing photos leaking out…use examples”

This is funny, because I had just read an article on Digg about this very subject. I can no longer find said article (Digg tends to bury material of "questionable taste", i.e. all the good stuff), but a quick summary would be: ambitious woman with awesome career has pictures of her giving a blowjob leaked to just about everyone in the company. She's mortified (I can't imagine why) and is awarded two months of vacation time by her boss to try and, I dunno, regain some composure and/or face.

Listen, kids: if you agree to film/photograph yourself in an act of copulation, you must always assume that the pictures will one day come back to bite you on the ass! It's just that simple. I'm not saying that it always will, but we have to go with the assumption that people are assholes prone to bouts of anger, jealousy and revenge.

As for embarassing photos being leaked...well, I'm known as Princess Deadpan for a reason.