- Thou shalt not be a dick. Screaming at someone for not doing something is not the way to build a healthy online relationship. Their perceived lack of skill may stem from any number of perfectly legitimate reasons. Your tirade of profanity, however, probably doesn't. If someone screws up and you start yelling at them, guess what? They're not the asshole. You are.
- Thou shalt not whine. Crying about things like "balance" or "fairness" or any other such nonsense is just that: nonsense. If you don't like the way things are, don't play. It's that simple. Chances are you're wrong, anyway. Just because you can't kill Sup4r1337 no matter how hard you try doesn't mean he's hacking, or that the class he plays is imbalanced. It probably means that he's just better than you. These things happen.
- Thou shalt not masturbate. If you want to play the lone wolf hero, then go play Bioshock or something. You're on a team, you tool! Try and act like it from time to time!
- Remember thou art playing a game. The loss of this round will not result in the obliteration of mankind. You probably don't have money riding on it, and if you do it's probably not very much. Calm the fuck down. This victory means less than nothing in the grand scale of things, and you have a chance to make it up in the next round.
- Thou shalt not camp spawn/rez points. I mean, come on. Seriously. Camp anywhere else you want for all I care, but don't deny people the opportunity to actually join the game!
I will add/edit/remove rules as I see fit, as time goes on and my perspective changes.
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